Tuesday, May 24, 2016

*Joood's Reviews* Winter by Marissa Meyer

You may or may not know this already, but Joood - Hooligan of Platypire Reviews is notoriously bad at writing reviews after she finishes reading books. I'm serious, her to be reviewed list is almost as long as my Platypire Read-A-Thon list, and that thing is monstrous. So after much cajoling on Joood's part, I have decided to help her out and once a week I'm going to write one of her reviews for her because I'm a good friend like that, and there is no way this could possibly go wrong. I will be writing the reviews as if I actually am Joood.

For this weeks selection I have chosen Winter by Marissa Meyer.




Genre: YA/Fantasy
Published: November 10, 2015
Pages: 824

Synopsis

Princess Winter is admired by the Lunar people for her grace and kindness, and despite the scars that mar her face, her beauty is said to be even more breathtaking than that of her stepmother, Queen Levana.

Winter despises her stepmother, and knows Levana won’t approve of her feelings for her childhood friend—the handsome palace guard, Jacin. But Winter isn’t as weak as Levana believes her to be and she’s been undermining her stepmother’s wishes for years. Together with the cyborg mechanic, Cinder, and her allies, Winter might even have the power to launch a revolution and win a war that’s been raging for far too long.

Can Cinder, Scarlet, Cress, and Winter defeat Levana and find their happily ever afters?


Several of the other Platypire's have also read this book, so I decided in lieu of a review, I'd post a discussion we had of the book. The Platypires helping me to opinionate on Winter are Sofia the Great, Bekah the Awesome, Platypire Maribel, and Platypire Bob. (Be sure to follow the links to give their pages a gander and a like.) 

First question - How long did it take you to figure out what fairytale Winter is based on?
Bekah - Uh, about 15 seconds.
Sofia - I figured it out at the end of book 3. It was pretty obvious. 
Joood - Really? I was on page 323 when I figured it out. 
Bekah - Did you even look at the cover Joood?
Sofia - Or read the blurb?
Joood -
 
Maribel - These books are based on fairytales? Are you sure?
Bob - I knew once I saw the cover. 

Second question - What did you think of the diversity in the series?
Maribel - Diversity is AWESOME!
Joood - I thought the diversity was okay, but it definitely needed more platypires. 
Bekah - I felt like she was on a mission to get every flavor person in there.
Sofia - I feel, without her saying it, that the author had an underlying message that black is beautiful by making Winter the most beautiful girl in the whole universe.
Joood - That's a good point. You're so smart Sofia.
Sofia - Well science has proven that people who eat chocolate chip cookies are smarter than people who don't. 

Third question - Who was your favorite character in this book?
Bob - Jacin Clay because he loves Winter SO HARD. It's adorable!
Maribel - Wolf. Cuz, RAWR!
Bekah - Cinder is hands down the heroine of this series. This book is no exception.
Joood - I really related to Levana, probably because you guys are always trying to overthrow me.
Bob - I don't know what you're talking about. We would do no such thing. 
Bekah - It's not our fault your leadership is lacking sometimes. 
Sofia - Cinder, because Cinderella has always been my favorite Disney princess. 

Fourth question - How much sleep did you lose while reading this book?
Bekah - I slept just fine. It's work that I had a problem doing. #Priorities
Maribel - All of it, I lost all of the sleep. #SleepIsForTheWeak
Sofia - Lots. Lots and lots of sleep was lost while reading this book. 
Joood - I read super fast because I taught myself how to speed read as a teenager, so I barely lost any sleep at all. 
Bob - How many times are you going to remind us that you're a speed reader? #WeAlreadyKnow #YouveToldUsAMillionTimes
Joood - It was pertinent to the question.
Bekah - You probably only asked the question so that you could answer it like that. 
Joood - Lies and slander!

Fifth question - Where do you think the characters end up in 5 years?
Joood - Living in a van down by the river.
Bekah - Happily ever after because they fucking deserve it! Also, wherever they damn well please, these characters are fierce as junk!!
Sofia - Making the world and moon a better place.
Maribel - I think Levana will be dead. 
Joood - Why would you say that to me? And right after I said I related to Levana. What are you really trying to say here?
Bob - I think Joood might be on to us guys. Abort mission. 

Sixth question - How did your family survive while you were inaccessible reading this book?
Bob - I have no idea. Everyone was here and fine, and I was going to read one chapter of Cinder before bed, and now, I've just finished Winter, and the house is empty... All the furniture is gone, and I've just realized its me, my kindle, and my pillow... This must be what freedom feels like.
Sofia - They didn't survive. They ate ramen soup and crackers until they died. 
Bekah - I don't know how to cook, so it was just another day in our house.
Joood - Like I said before, I'm a speed reader, so they didn't have that long to survive without me. Also, my husband does the cooking. 
Maribel - Now that you mention it, I smell smoke. 

Seventh question - Did you remember to bathe while reading this book?
Joood - I'm still on a bathing strike from almost drowning that one time a couple weeks ago, so it's not that I didn't remember to bathe. I consciously chose not to.
Sofia - I read while bathing, so take that!!!
Bekah - Personal hygiene is for the weak!
Maribel - I started reading this in the tub. So yes, I've been bathing all weekend. Though, I'm quite wrinkly now....
Joood - Oh sure, rub it in my face guys that you can bathe without almost drowning. I don't know why I keep you hoodlums around.
Maribel - Because you love us. Also I make the graphics.
Bob - I have some willpower, thank you very much.

Eighth question - Do you think the book should have been longer than 800 pages?
Maribel - 800 pages is way too short. I felt like the entire plot was rushed and it felt short.
Bob - Technically, it's 826 pages, and that was the perfect length, because this was the perfect book.
Sofia - The book is basically two books in one. Therefore everybody should read it cause it's cost effective. Any longer and it would have been 3 books in one and the author only got paid for one book. Actually, the author got kinda screwed with Winter. She should have held out for more. BTW if they make Winter into a movie. I'm perfectly fine with it being 9 hours.
Bekah - Yes! Absolutely! 800 pages is not nearly enough.
Joood - Definitely. 800 page books are so puny. With my speed reading skills they hardly take any time at all to read.
Bob - She's never going to shut up about the speed reading is she?
Bekah - Probably not. Just be glad you don't live near her. I hear about it almost every time I see her too.
Sofia - I've been thinking about moving because of it.
Maribel - Chicago is nice, and far from Texas.

Ninth question - Do you think there should be more books?
Sofia - Now there should be more books. We need Jasmine from Aladdin, Beauty from Beauty and the beast, and Ariel from little mermaid.
Added bonus points, Mulan.
Bob - Nah, it actually ended at a beautiful spot, and I think the author probably wants to move on with her life. The series was amazing, but we can't live in it forever.
Bekah - Yes. All the more books. 295969503922 more books. Kill this series till I can't stand it. I NEED MOAR.
Maribel - I could go either way. If she writes more books, I'd read them, but I'm fine with it ending here.
Joood - I will kidnap Marissa Meyer and hobble her and force to her write more books until I am satisfied with the series all Misery style.
Sofia - Joood, we've talked about this. That's illegal and you would go to jail.
Joood - But I do what I want!!!

Tenth question- What would you rate Winter?
Bob - 1 platypire
Maribel - 1 platypire
Joood - 2 platypires
Bekah - 3 platypires
Sofia - 5 platypires

Monday, May 23, 2016

*Deja Revu #11*

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Tuesday, May 17, 2016

*Joood's Reviews* The Siren by Kiera Cass

You may or may not know this already, but Joood - Hooligan of Platypire Reviews is notoriously bad at writing reviews after she finishes reading books. I'm serious, her to be reviewed list is almost as long as my Platypire Read-A-Thon list, and that thing is monstrous. So after much cajoling on Joood's part, I have decided to help her out and once a week I'm going to write one of her reviews for her because I'm a good friend like that, and there is no way this could possibly go wrong. I will be writing the reviews as if I actually am Joood.

For this weeks selection I have chosen The Siren by Kiera Cass.


Genre: YA Fantasy
Published: January 26, 2016
Pages: 327

Synopsis

Love is a risk worth taking.

Years ago, Kahlen was rescued from drowning by the Ocean. To repay her debt, she has served as a Siren ever since, using her voice to lure countless strangers to their deaths. Though a single word from Kahlen can kill, she can’t resist spending her days on land, watching ordinary people and longing for the day when she will be able to speak and laugh and live freely among them again. 

Kahlen is resigned to finishing her sentence in solitude…until she meets Akinli. Handsome, caring, and kind, Akinli is everything Kahlen ever dreamed of. And though she can’t talk to him, they soon forge a connection neither of them can deny…and Kahlen doesn’t want to.

Falling in love with a human breaks all the Ocean’s rules, and if the Ocean discovers Kahlen’s feelings, she’ll be forced to leave Akinli for good. But for the first time in a lifetime of following the rules, Kahlen is determined to follow her heart.


I stole this book from my good buddy Bekah, but I left some disgusting oatmeal raisin cookies in it's place (they're her favorite kind of cookies because her taste buds are horribly broken) so she shouldn't be too upset. Also, I might return it now that I've finished it, maybe. I haven't decided yet. 

The Siren is basically an adult version of The Little Mermaid, with WAY more death. Much like Ariel, Kahlen uses her voice against unsuspecting men, making them fall in love with her, but when she finds one she really likes, she's rendered speechless. I loved how the author basically gave me a whole new way to look at my absolute most favorite Disney movie ever. 

I saw a lot of myself in Kahlen too. Like just last week I almost drowned in my bathtub, but I was saved by the fact that my head wasn't actually under the water. It was a close call and I haven't bathed since, just to be on the safe side. And there are times when I refuse to talk to my husband because I'm sure he'll say something that will make me want to kill him. It's better to just stay silent so everyone stays alive. 

Overall I give The Siren 3.14159 Platypires. - Joood - Hooligan

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About the Author

Kiera Cass graduated from Radford University with a degree in History. She grew up in South Carolina and currently lives in Blacksburg, Virginia with her family. In her spare time, Kiera enjoys reading, dancing, making videos, and eating unhealthy amounts of cake. You can learn more about Kiera at kieracass.com, follow her on twitter via @kieracass, and see her silly videos at YouTube.com/user/kieracass.

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Monday, May 16, 2016

*Deja Revu #10*

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*Review* Dark Attraction by Alexandrea Weis


Genre: Dark Erotica
Published: May 16, 2016
Pages: 262

Synopsis

Sam Woods has a secret.

She keeps it hidden from the world … the world of the living, that is. 

When Doug Morgan moves into her apartment building, Sam is intrigued by her sexy new neighbor. She struggles to keep her ghostly ability from him, but Doug isn’t interested in her spiritual sense. He’s after something much more … sensual.

A Dominant with dark tastes, Doug offers Sam a glimpse into his world. He invites her to take part in an experiment to explore the extremes of pleasure. Seduced by his lifestyle, Sam agrees. There’s just one little catch … Doug also has a secret.

Someone Sam never saw coming. 
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ometimes, the dark side of pleasure can turn deadly.


Review

I was hired to proofread this book. Ms. Weis is likely aware that I would be reviewing afterwards as I have worked with her in the past, but it was not part of our agreement. If you feel that my connection to the book makes my review untrustworthy, so be it, but this is my honest review.

Going into this book I was worried that it was going to basically be a retelling of Dark Perception, just with different characters. I should have known better because I've never encountered that from Ms. Weis before.

In Dark Attraction I was treated to a story with dynamic characters. I enjoyed the verbal sparring between Sam[antha] and Doug. Sam is anything but a pushover and probably the worst submissive candidate ever, which makes it that much sweeter when she does submit, even a little bit.

There were times when the book was reminiscent of 50 Shades for me, mostly in Doug saying he can only be with a woman as a submissive, but there were a few other little things too. I'm actually not fond of that type of storyline, but I appreciated the way Sam reacted for the most part.

Overall I give Dark Attraction 4.5 out of 5 stars. - Katie 

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About the Author

Alexandrea Weis is an advanced practice registered nurse who was born and raised in New Orleans. Having been brought up in the motion picture industry, she learned to tell stories from a different perspective and began writing at the age of eight. Infusing the rich tapestry of her hometown into her award-winning novels, she believes that creating vivid characters makes a story memorable. A permitted/certified wildlife rehabber with the Louisiana Wildlife and Fisheries, Weis rescues orphaned and injured wildlife. She lives with her husband and pets in New Orleans. 
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Goodreads: http://www.goodreads.com/author/show/1211671.Alexandrea_Weis
Website: http://www.alexandreaweis.com/

Sunday, May 15, 2016

*Review* Orange by Ichigo Takano

Beware the Ides of every month, because Joood - Hooligan of Platypire Reviews will be dropping in to share her actual thoughts on a book she has actually read and actually reviewed herself.

I realize this may cause some confusion since I have started posting my weekly Joood's Reviews, but to differentiate, these legitimate reviews will be titled just like my own reviews and they will not have my super fun Joood's Reviews graphic. Also, I will include at least the first part of this notice on all of them. Mostly this is just a way for Joood to get someone else (i.e.: me) to build some of her blog posts for her (and it helps me out a bit too because it means that I'll have at least one review post a month that requires very little time on my part.) 


Genre: Manga
Published: July 25, 2012
Pages: 192

Synopsis

One day, Takamiya Naho receives a letter written to herself from ten years in the future. As Naho reads on, the letter recites the exact events of the day, including the transfer of a new student into her class named Naruse Kakeru.

The Naho from ten years later repeatedly states that she has many regrets, and she wants to fix these by making sure the Naho from the past can make the right decisions—especially regarding Kakeru. What's more shocking is that she discovers that ten years later, Kakeru will no longer be with them. Future Naho asks her to watch over him closely.



Review

I have a subscription to Crunchy Roll, which is where I read this. When it comes to manga, I generally prefer romance and lots of drama. This definitely delivered. This story starts with Takamiya Naho, the main character, getting a letter from herself 10 years in the future. I'm intrigued about this, but don't expect to get answers on how this is done until the end of the series. The letter gives her a warning about a new classmate, saying he will become special to her but will also be taking his life after his 18th birthday, and so she needs to keep it from happening. One thing I absolutely loved about this series is how it not only gives a glimpse what can come about with depression, but it also shows how a support system can help. Don't read this expecting to have some great insight into the mind of a depressed person. There is a lot that is missing. I do love a story that keeps me captivated, and this one definitely does. It is also on the short side for a series, with only 5 books. Which means there wasn't a bunch of filler. That's always great! There are flashes into the future, at first this confused me - until I caught on to what was going on. If that isn't confusing enough, there are also some flashes into the past, but this past is different than the one where she received the letter. I wasn't a fan of those sorts of changes. Another thing I really liked was how the letter helped keep everyone from doing or not doing things they'd regret later on. It helped them all grow as characters, and it was interesting seeing both paths their choices caused. All and all, I found this story to be quite entertaining. It did have me crying in certain parts, which I love in a manga. Also, it made me think a lot about the topics mentioned. Another big plus. I enjoyed the artwork, both the background and character styles were pleasant. My issues mostly lay in how the letter was sent to the past and the transitions between past and future. 3.5 Platypires - Joood - Hooligan

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Volume 1: Amazon
Volume 2: Amazon