Wednesday, May 11, 2016

Asian Pacific American Heritage Month Must Read Books

May is Asian Pacific American Heritage Month and Sofia the Great of Platypire Reviews has challenged me to create a list of books that I'd recommend with that in mind. When I started thinking about that, though, I realized that this list could go a few different ways, so I think that's what I'm going to do with it, take it a few different ways. (And this list is significantly bigger than the one I tried to create for Cinco de Mayo.)

Asian/Pacific American Main Character

This is the most obvious category for a list of this nature. These are all books that I have read and would personally recommend. 




This is a middle grade book set in India (and I'm pretty sure the MC is American although I don't remember exactly. She is visiting family in India though.)

Synopsis: At first Priya is excited about her trip to visit relatives in India. But when a strange man shows up at her uncle's house in Pollachi, Priya learns that someone has been keeping secrets, dangerous secrets, and that her family just happens to be involved in a curse on an ancient jungle temple! To protect her family, Priya and her friends decide to risk a hike to the temple to uncover its hidden treasure. Their adventure will teach them a terrifying lesson about greed and evil. A lesson that will be learned the hard way. 







Green Island begins in Taiwan with the birth of the MC, who later becomes an American. It involves a lot of history of Taiwan, although I'm not sure how accurate the historical facts are personally. 

Synopsis: A stunning story of love, betrayal, and family, set against the backdrop of a changing Taiwan over the course of the twentieth century.

February 28, 1947: Trapped inside the family home amid an uprising that has rocked Taipei, Dr. Tsai delivers his youngest daughter, the unnamed narrator of Green Island, just after midnight as the city is plunged into martial law. In the following weeks, as the Chinese Nationalists act to crush the opposition, Dr. Tsai becomes one of the many thousands of people dragged away from their families and thrown into prison. His return, after more than a decade, is marked by alienation from his loved ones and paranoia among his community — conflicts that loom over the growing bond he forms with his youngest daughter. Years later, this troubled past follows her to the United States, where, as a mother and a wife, she too is forced to decide between what is right and what might save her family — the same choice she witnessed her father make many years before.

As the novel sweeps across six decades and two continents, the life of the narrator shadows the course of Taiwan’s history from the end of Japanese colonial rule to the decades under martial law and, finally, to Taiwan’s transformation into a democracy. But, above all, Green Island is a lush and lyrical story of a family and a nation grappling with the nuances of complicity and survival, raising the question: how far would you be willing to go for the ones you love?


Bright Lines was actually a miss for me, but I think part of that was I had a deadline for reading it, which led to me procrastinating reading it, so I never made the connections I needed to in order to really enjoy the story. Even though it was a 2 star for me when I read it, I still feel like it's definitely worth reading, if that makes any sense. 

Synopsis: A vibrant debut novel, set in Brooklyn and Bangladesh, Bright Lines follows three young women and one family struggling to make peace with secrets and their past. 

For as long as she can remember, Ella has longed to feel at home. Orphaned as a child after her parents’ murder, and afflicted with hallucinations at dusk, she’s always felt more at ease in nature than with people. She traveled from Bangladesh to Brooklyn to live with the Saleems: her uncle Anwar, aunt Hashi, and their beautiful daughter, Charu, her complete opposite. One summer, when Ella returns home from college, she discovers Charu’s friend Maya—an Islamic cleric’s runaway daughter—asleep in her bedroom.  

As the girls have a summer of clandestine adventure and sexual awakenings, Anwar—owner of a popular botanical apothecary—has his own secrets, threatening his thirty-year marriage. But when tragedy strikes, the Saleems find themselves blamed. To keep his family from unraveling, Anwar takes them on a fated trip to Bangladesh, to reckon with the past, their extended family, and each other.


Books Set in the Pacific or Asia

I believe a large part of Asian/Pacific American's heritage is rooted in where their ancestors originated (although if that's incorrect, please feel free to correct me. I am kind of basing that assumption on my recent viewing of Dr. Ken, and things that were said in the Thanksgiving episode.) So including books that are set entirely in Asia or the Pacific also seems worthwhile to me (and it makes this list look less pathetic, in my opinion.) 


 This book is set in like the 12th century, and the storytelling is a little odd, but like I said in my review, I think it may be consistent with traditional Japanese storytelling. 

Synopsis: Not all vengeance is exacted by the living.

In 12th-century Japan, Yamabuki, a woman samurai 17 years old, travels deep into the Oku wilderness.

Along a lonely road, at a forgotten inn, she seeks shelter, warm food, and cold sake.

But as darkness falls, she ends up fighting for her life . . . and she finds that there are terrible things under heaven that no weapon can vanquish, and that her only way to survive is to heal that which cannot be healed."





Cutted Chicken in Shanghai is a travel memoir of an American who lived in China for a time. Based on the memoir, she really embraced the culture while living there though. 

Synopsis: Friends will take you by the hand and help you cross a busy street. Occasionally, they will lead you into a whole new world. 

An American woman takes a cultural fling into China and finds humorous and engaging adventures as her Shanghai driver tries to keep her out of trouble in a land she struggles to understand, and her Chinese friends become as unforgettable to her as the China she comes to love. From supermarkets to restaurants, and her driver who doesn’t speak English, every aspect of her daily life contains a challenge. In Cutted Chicken in Shanghai, we join Sharon as she interacts with Chinese people and uncovers similarities. Her quick wit, humor, and open heart endear her to those she meets. Interspersed with snapshots from her past, this book is an opening into the ancient kingdom where there is something deeply familiar at its core. 
When Sharon first faced those busy Shanghai streets and asked for help crossing, never did she suspect she was being led home. 
Cutted Chicken in Shanghai is an honest and delightfully realized memoir full of humor, warmth, and thoughtful insights into the sometimes inscrutable (to Westerners) culture of the people of the “Middle Kingdom,” which is unflinchingly described, warts and all. The author’s affection for the people of Shanghai and the city itself is unmistakable, and readers will find this well-written diary-cum-travelogue an eye-opening and entertaining read.
I don't really know how to classify The Ghosts of Nagasaki, even with looking at the categories it's been given on Goodreads. It was strange, and seemed like the kind of book my college writing professor would have had us read, so maybe a little bit high-brow. 

Synopsis: One night a foreign business analyst in Tokyo sits down in his spacious high rise apartment and begins typing something. The words pour out and exhaust him. He soon realizes that the words appearing on his laptop are memories of his first days in Nagasaki four years ago. 

Nagasaki was a place full of spirits, a garrulous Welsh roommate, and a lingering mystery. 

Somehow he must finish the story of four years ago--a story that involves a young Japanese girl, the ghost of a dead Japanese writer, and a mysterious island. He must solve this mystery while maneuvering the hazards of middle management, a cruel Japanese samurai, and his own knowledge that if he doesn't solve this mystery soon his heart will transform into a ball of steel, crushing his soul forever. Though he wants to give up his writing, though he wants to let the past rest, within his compulsive writing lies the key to his salvation.



So you might not think that a book set in Afghanistan qualifies, but Afghanistan is part of Asia (I checked the Google). Knowing that, I would be remiss to not include this book in my list.

Synopsis: An unforgettable novel about finding a lost piece of yourself in someone else.

Khaled Hosseini, the #1 New York Times–bestselling author of The Kite Runner and A Thousand Splendid Suns, has written a new novel about how we love, how we take care of one another, and how the choices we make resonate through generations. 

In this tale revolving around not just parents and children but brothers and sisters, cousins and caretakers, Hosseini explores the many ways in which families nurture, wound, betray, honor, and sacrifice for one another; and how often we are surprised by the actions of those closest to us, at the times that matter most. 

Following its characters and the ramifications of their lives and choices and loves around the globe—from Kabul to Paris to San Francisco to the Greek island of Tinos—the story expands gradually outward, becoming more emotionally complex and powerful with each turning page.


My list wouldn't be complete without Life of Pi, which I read before I started blogging. I really enjoyed it, but my review on Goodreads is so short. 

Synopsis: The son of a zookeeper, Pi Patel has an encyclopedic knowledge of animal behavior and a fervent love of stories. When Pi is sixteen, his family emigrates from India to North America aboard a Japanese cargo ship, along with their zoo animals bound for new homes. 

The ship sinks. Pi finds himself alone in a lifeboat, his only companions a hyena, an orangutan, a wounded zebra, and Richard Parker, a 450-pound Bengal tiger. Soon the tiger has dispatched all but Pi, whose fear, knowledge, and cunning allow him to coexist with Richard Parker for 227 days while lost at sea. When they finally reach the coast of Mexico, Richard Parker flees to the jungle, never to be seen again. The Japanese authorities who interrogate Pi refuse to believe his story and press him to tell them "the truth." After hours of coercion, Pi tells a second story, a story much less fantastical, much more conventional--but is it more true?





Asian/Pacific American Authors

I haven't necessarily read the books listed here, but I own a few of them and want to read them (and probably will eventually, maybe). 

Mary Ting/M. Clarke

Crossroads (Crossroads Saga Book 1)
Between (Crossroads Saga Book 2)
Beyond (Crossroads Saga Book 3)
Eternity (Crossroads Saga Book 4)
Halo City (Crossroads Saga Prequel)
The Angel Knights (Angel Knights Book 1)(Crossroads Spinoff)
The Chosen Knights (Angel Knights Book 2)(Crossroads Spinoff)
From Gods (Descendent Prophecies Book 1)
From Deities (Descendent Prophecies Book 2)
From Origins (Descendent Prophecies Book 3)
From Titans (Descendent Prophecies Book 4)(Pre-Order)
Something Great (Something Great Book 1) as M. Clarke
Something Wonderful (Something Great Book 2) as M. Clarke
Something Forever (Something Great Book 3) as M. Clarke
Something Amazing (Something Great Book 4) as M. Clarke
Something Precious (Something Great Book 5) as M. Clarke
'Twas the Knight Before Christmas (Something Great Novella) as M. Clarke
Sexiest Man Alive (Knight Fashion Series Book 1) as M. Clarke
Sexiest Couple Alive (Knight Fashion Series Book 2) as M. Clarke
My Clarity as M. Clarke
My Serenity as M. Clarke

I have read many of Mary Ting's books (proofread to be specific). Also, she's an indie author. That's why I listed almost all of her books. 

Amy Tan


I haven't read anything by Amy Tan (not even The Joy Luck Club), but I have been working on building a collection of her books from my thrift store and have several, including the three I've listed. 

Lisa See


I have also not read anything by Lisa See, and I hesitated to include her in this list. According to her website, her paternal great-grandfather was Chinese (so she's 1/8 Chinese, I think). I decided to include her in the list because her main characters are at least predominantly Asian. Also, I just bought a couple of her books at my thrift store yesterday.


So looking at my list, most of the books that I've read (without being paid to look for errors while reading) I got either through a Goodreads giveaway or through Penguin's First to Read program. That means that I basically have Goodreads to thank for this diversity in my reading. However, if I wasn't a blogger, proofreader, and Goodreads giveaway addict, it's very possible that I would have found the time to read some of Amy Tan's books (at least The Joy Luck Club). So I don't know. But that's my list, and I hope you find it helpful. - Katie 

Tuesday, May 10, 2016

*Joood's Reviews* Carry On by Rainbow Rowell

You may or may not know this already, but Joood - Hooligan of Platypire Reviews is notoriously bad at writing reviews after she finishes reading books. I'm serious, her to be reviewed list is almost as long as my Platypire Read-A-Thon list, and that thing is monstrous. So after much cajoling on Joood's part, I have decided to help her out and once a week I'm going to write one of her reviews for her because I'm a good friend like that, and there is no way this could possibly go wrong. I will be writing the reviews as if I actually am Joood.

This weeks selection is Carry On by Rainbow Rowell. 


Genre: YA Fantasy
Published: October 6, 2015
Pages: 528

Synopsis

Simon Snow just wants to relax and savor his last year at the Watford School of Magicks, but no one will let him. His girlfriend broke up with him, his best friend is a pest, and his mentor keeps trying to hide him away in the mountains where maybe he’ll be safe. Simon can’t even enjoy the fact that his roommate and longtime nemesis is missing, because he can’t stop worrying about the evil git. Plus there are ghosts. And vampires. And actual evil things trying to shut Simon down. When you’re the most powerful magician the world has ever known, you never get to relax and savor anything.

Carry On is a ghost story, a love story, a mystery and a melodrama. It has just as much kissing and talking as you’d expect from a Rainbow Rowell story — but far, far more monsters.


I was asked to write a 5 platypire review for this book. I don't know why Sofia asked me to do that when she only gave it 4 platypires herself, but I like to be accommodating whenever possible as long as it doesn't require wearing pants, so here is my 5 platypire review of Carry On by Rainbow Rowell. 

It is a well known fact that I'm a Potthead and Carry On has everything I love about Harry Potter without all the nonsense of You-Know-Who trying to kill him at the end of the school year. There's ghosts, school and snogging (my three most favorite things in the whole wide world!)

I really related to Simon Snow. He's the most powerful magician his world has ever known and I'm the most powerful platypire my world has ever known. We're basically the same person. Also, my husband is constantly trying to hide me in the basement to keep me safe, at least during Nerd Night, which, I have to admit, is a very dangerous night in our house.

My only complaint is that the vampires didn't sparkle and everyone knows that sparkly vampires are the best vampires.

5 read-this-book-now Platypires. - Joood - Hooligan

Buy the Book


About the Author

Rainbow Rowell writes books. Sometimes she writes about adults (ATTACHMENTS and LANDLINE). Sometimes she writes about teenagers (ELEANOR & PARK and FANGIRL). But she always writes about people who talk a lot. And people who feel like they're screwing up. And people who fall in love.

When she's not writing, Rainbow is reading comic books, planning Disney World trips and arguing about things that don't really matter in the big scheme of things.

She lives in Nebraska with her husband and two sons.

More at rainbowrowell.com.

Alternate Reviews

If you would like to read some legitimate reviews of Carry On, just click on any of the links below. 

Sunday, May 8, 2016

Parenting Books for the Rest of Us

On this Mother's Day, I have a few people in my personal life that are going to become mother's themselves within the next nine months. One of them is a local friend whom I have been collecting pregnancy books from the thrift store for (I've been lucky and found a couple that I could personally recommend because I read them myself when I was first pregnant with my son), but I've also been collecting some baby's first year books for her as well, even though I personally never managed to read even a single one of those (and I read at least a half dozen pregnancy books cover to cover when I was pregnant.) So I've been sharing lists of books that talk about pregnancy, but none that talk about actually parenting. Today seemed like the perfect time to rectify that, and even though I've yet to read a single book about parenting, I found several on Amazon with titles and descriptions that really resonated with me (and added them all to my wish list). In this age of "perfect parenting" I'm happy to find so many books that clearly indicate the authors don't have it all together either. 

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Synopsis: If you feel like your kids are killing you, you’ve come to the right place.

Attention all potty-mouthed, cheap-wine-drinking mothers: Prepare to meet your match. Any bad thought you’ve had about your kids, Nicole Knepper has had worse. Much worse. It’s not that she doesn’t love her kids. It’s that she understands what a mind-f*?% it can be to try to civilize those wild little beasts.

Based on her hugely popular Facebook page, “Moms Who Drink and Swear,” this book reveals why family dinners are like herpes, how to avoid smashing toys that are being fought over, and the joy of hearing that your son has murdered his imaginary friend. As Nicole rants and raves about caring for children (without crushing their souls), family togetherness (without too many tears), the saving grace of girlfriends (and vodka), and love and marriage (and all the baggage that goes with them), she gets to the heart of what every exasperated mom is thinking, just much funnier.



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Synopsis: Sh*tty Mom is the ultimate parenting guide, written by four moms who have seen it all. As hilarious as it is universal, each chapter presents a common parenting scenario with advice on how to get through it in the easiest and most efficient way possible. With chapters such as “How to Sleep Until 9 A.M. Every Weekend” and “When Seeing an Infant Triggers a Mental Illness That Makes You Want to Have Another Baby,” as well as a Sh*tty Mom quiz, this is a must-have, laugh-out-loud funny book for the sh*tty parent in all of us.









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Synopsis: Toddler a**holery is a normal part of human development—not unlike puberty, except this stage involves throwing food on the floor and taking swings at people who pay your way in life. For parents of toddlers, it's a "you better laugh so you don't cry" period.

Bunmi Laditan's hilarious, satirical guide to toddlerhood offers parents instant (and very welcome) comic relief—along with the very good news that "It's Not Your Fault." Chapters cover the cost of raising a toddler, feeding your toddler, potty-training, tantrums, how to manage the holidays, and "how not to die inside." Parents will see themselves in the very funny sections on taking your toddler to restaurants ("One parent will spend their time walking your toddler around the restaurant and outside like a cocker spaniel, while the other, luckier parent will eat alone."), Things You Thought You'd Never Say That You Now Say As a Parent of a Toddler ("I can tell you're pooping because your eyes are watering."), and how to order pizza ("Spend $40 on pizza delivery. Listen to your toddler cry for 30 minutes about how the pizza is all wrong. Watch your toddler take a small bite of crust. Google 'can anger give you a heart attack?' Start the bedtime routine.").

Laditan's wildly funny voice has attracted hundreds of thousands of fans of Honest Toddler on social media; here she speaks parent-to-tired-parent, easing the pains and challenges of raising toddlers with a hefty dose of adult humor and wit.


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Synopsis: Motherhood is the toughest – and funniest – job you'll ever love. Raising kids is hard work. The pay sucks, your boss is a tyrant, and the working conditions are pitiful – you can't even take a bathroom break without being interrupted with another outrageous demand. Hasn't every mother said it before? “I just want to pee alone!” I Just Want to Pee Alone is a collection of hilarious essays from 37 of the most kick ass mom bloggers on the web. Including: People I Want to Punch in the Throat, Insane in the Mom-Brain, The Divine Secrets of a Domestic Diva, Baby Sideburns, and Rants From Mommyland. Read hysterical essays like: Embarrassment, Thy Name is Motherhood A Pinterest-Perfect Mom, I am Not And Then There was that Time a Priest Called Me a Terrible Mother So She Thought She Could Cut Off My Stroller






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Synopsis: If you don't have anything nice to say about motherhood, then… read this book. Robin O'Bryant offers a no holds barred look at the day to day life of being a mother to three, running a household and the everyday monotony of parenting. It's not always pretty but it's real. Whether she's stuffing cabbage in her bra… dealing with defiant yet determined daughters… yelling at the F.B.I... or explaining the birds and the bees to her preschooler… you're sure to find dozens of humorous and relatable situations. From the creator of Robin's Chicks, one of the South's most popular blogs on motherhood, misunderstandings and musings, comes a collection of essays that will not only make you laugh and cry, but realize that you're not alone in your journey.

Sit back and relax, pour yourself some "mommy juice," throw a fresh diaper on your baby and deadbolt the bedroom door to keep your kids out… because once you start reading you'll be too busy wiping away tears of laughter to wipe anybody's butt.






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Synopsis: This straight-talking and wickedly funny parenting guide is a must-have for new moms trying to weed through all that other “expert” advice.

The moment the second line on the pee stick turns pink, women discover they've entered a world of parenting experts.

Friends, family, colleagues, the UPS delivery guy—suddenly everybody is a trove of advice, much of it contradictory and confusing. With dire warnings of what will happen if baby is fed on demand and even direr warnings of what will happen if he isn't, not to mention hordes of militant “lactivists,” cosleeping advocates, and books on what to worry about next, modern parenthood can seem like a minefield.

In busy Mom-friendly short essays, Sippy Cups Are Not for Chardonnay delivers the empathetic straight dirt on parenting, tackling everything from Mommy & Me classes (“Your baby doesn't need to be making friends at three months old—you do! But not with people you'll meet at Mommy & Me”) to attachment parenting (“If you're holding your baby 24/7, that's not a baby, that's a tumor”). Stefanie Wilder-Taylor combines practical tips with sidesplitting humor and refreshing honesty, assuring women that they can be good mothers and responsibly make their own choices. A witty and welcome antidote to trendy parenting texts and scarifying case studies, Sippy Cups Are Not for Chardonnay provides genuine support, encouragement, and indispensable common-sense advice.



Thursday, May 5, 2016

Holy Balls! I Need More Diversity.

This post was supposed to be a list of all the great books I've read that prominently feature hispanic characters, in honor or Cinco de Mayo. I say supposed to be, because when I went to Goodreads to find all the books that fit that criteria from my read list, I came away with just 2 books. The last two years, I read 150 books each year, and yet my list of books with prominent hispanic characters stops at two. Here are my two books featuring prominent hispanic characters.

Synopsis: One of YouTube’s top beauty and fashion influencers offers her motivational manual on finding your passion, building confidence, and creating your own success story.
 
After emigrating from Mexico at six years old with her family, Dulce Candy Ruiz spent her formative years in a trailer park, watching her parents work in strawberry fields. After high school, Dulce joined the military as a mechanic and was soon deployed to Iraq, fixing generators in an environment that forced this bubbly girlie-girl to blend in. Tired of wearing fatigues and no makeup for weeks on end, Dulce started filming makeup tutorials and posting them to YouTube to reclaim her femininity—and have a little fun. In just a few years, Dulce has skyrocketed into superstardom with the creation of her YouTube channel, Dulce Candy—which now has more than two million subscribers—becoming one of the site’s top beauty and fashion influencers, transforming Dulce from a shy, self-doubting army specialist into a risk-taking businesswoman, confident role model, and beauty expert.
 
THE SWEET LIFE chronicles Dulce Candy’s inspiring story, sharing her hard-won wisdom about finding your passion, answering opportunity when it knocks on your door, and overcoming failure. She emphasizes the importance of inner and outer beauty and being true to yourself, embracing the things that make you unique and using them to live your dreams, including practical advice on building your career (“keep your role models close but your mentors closer”), staying focused when the going gets tough (“progress, not perfection”), and balancing the personal and professional (“don’t settle, settle down”).


This is a memoir and doesn't really focus on hispanic culture, but the author was an illegal immigrant (she was six when she crossed the border with her mother) who later joined the U.S. military. You can read my review here.

Synopsis: It's market day in Barra de Navidad. Izzy and Patti discover a beautiful glass dolphin that Izzy wants more than anything. Unfortunately, it disappears before she can buy it.

Even more unfortunate? It later reappears in Izzy's bag. Izzy can't believe the trouble she's in!

Pack-n-Go Girls® Take You There!
Designed by girls for girls who love to play and travel, Pack-N-Go Girls® engages the imagination of girls ages 6-9. Pack-n-Go Girls® introduces girls to different countries around the world through a series of books about Mexico, Thailand, and Austria. They’re packed with spooky mysteries, international friendships, and lots of fun and easy learning about another country. An added dimension is that the books are multicultural with characters from diverse ethnic backgrounds.

Visit http://packngogirls.com/ for FREE teaching resources, travel tips, and more.

This book is for children, but I won it through a Goodreads First Reads giveaway and knew it would be a quick read and review. You can read my review on Goodreads here.

So why is it that a person who has read 350 books since January 1st, 2014 has only read two books featuring hispanic characters in that time? I think probably the biggest reason is because I don't actively seek them out. I'm white. I can easily pick up books about people like me anywhere. But I don't actually seek out books about white people either; those are just a hell of a lot easier to come by. Another possible explanation is that I have mentally whitewashed books that were actually more diverse (I caught myself having done that once when I did a dream cast for a blog tour. I had pictured all the characters as essentially white, and they weren't.) 

But why? Why is it that I need to actively seek out more diverse books? This is easy. Because even though there are lots of diverse books out there, they are not necessarily representative of the diversity of society. And authors like Nicholas Sparks have shown the big publishers that white people almost kissing sells LOTS of books, so why diversify. Mixed couples almost kissing might not sell as well, and at the end of the day, publishers are concerned with their bottom dollar. But we need diverse books, and we need to seek out diverse books and buy diverse books to show the Big 5 that there IS a market for diverse books. 

And why is it so easy for me to mentally whitewash the diverse books I do read? This one requires a little more introspection. I think part of it is that diverse characters stand out more to me when they are more stereotypical or cliche. When those characters act like normal people (you know, because they are normal people, at least as normal as fictional people go), my mind fills in what it's familiar with, and I grew up in two small towns that were anything but diverse. And I'm fairly certain that most of the books I read growing up weren't very diverse. Maybe things would be different if the reading of my youth had featured more diversity, because then diversity would be my mental norm. Or maybe it wouldn't have made a difference at all. There's really no way to know for sure. 

But all of this is why we need diverse books. All of this is why I need diverse books. So hit me up with your recommendations. I'm particularly interested in diverse books for children, because I want a more diverse norm for my kids than I had. - Katie 

The Business of Blogging


It's Thursday, and once again I'm feeling ranty because of a confession from Indie Authors & Book Blogs. For those of you that don't know, these confessions are submitted anonymously and they do not necessarily reflect the views of the admins at IABB, the lovely people at IABB just provide the platform for their airing and have taken the time to make the arrangements for the graphics to be created. The graphics artists are also not responsible for the confessions, they have simply donated some of their time to create the images to be shared. 

The confession pictured above has me ranty for so many reasons.  Now, I'm not a big blog (I don't think I'm really a small blog anymore either. I'm kind of a medium sized blog like Mama Bear) and I don't consider my blog to be a business. I don't accept money for advertising, and I typically make enough money through Amazon Associates to get a payout once every three months (that's right, it takes me on average 3 months to earn $10 from you guys clicking the links to books I share. Ain't no way I'm making a living off of that!) This is strictly a hobby for me, and considering the fact that I spend more money on it than I make, the IRS would agree with me. But I do have a business connected with the indie book community. I'm a freelance proofreader and work with several indie authors currently. So I'm going to be making comparisons between the way I act towards my blogging and my proofreading. 

So lets start at the beginning of the confession. This confessor is well within their right to resent the big blogs. They really don't need my validation for their feelings. And I'm sure they're correct that the bloggers with 20K followers or more do treat their blogs as a business. I've seen talk that some of them earn thousands of dollars a month through Amazon Associates (I don't know if that's true, but I can believe it because they've been around for years and built their followings and their followers surely trust their recommendations at this point.) But that's the thing, they're not getting their money from authors. Authors are not paying them for their services (it is actually dishonest to accept money in exchange for reviews). Any money they receive is from Amazon (or other sources where they earn advertising dollars for their posts.) What we bloggers mostly get from authors as compensation for reviewing is books; sometimes paperbacks, but most often ebooks. I can't pay my rent with books any more than I could pay my rent with the compliments I sometimes received from tables that then failed to leave me a tip when I was a server. Surprisingly my landlord didn't accept things like "You're the best waitress we've ever had" as payment. So I'm sorry authors, but even if I did consider my blog to be a business, you are not my customers. My followers are my customers. My blog subscribers are my customers. The people that sometimes click my Amazon Associates links earning me a few pennies each time, they are my customers. 

So yes, most of us blog in our free time, and we receive compensation in the form of books, but like I said, books don't actually pay our bills. I really don't think that the big publishers are providing any further compensation to bloggers than the ARC copies of books that the send. Honestly, they probably don't need to because the dream is to be one of the cool kids that gets unsolicited books from the Big 5 publishers (or even just one of them). At least that's my dream. The reason posting links for Big 5 books helps bloggers is that you get more pennies for each of those purchases, but the readers are still the customers, and it still takes a LOT of clicks to get paid. 

So these bloggers don't respond to messages. Is it rude to not respond to emails etc? Absolutely. It's always rude to not respond to people, regardless of the scenario (except cat-callers and their internet equivalents, it's totally understandable to not respond to them.) But I don't respond to emails. My review request page clearly states that I do not respond to emails. Do you know how many emails bloggers get in a day? We were getting so many emails for blog tours, cover reveals, etc. that when we decided to stop signing up for those things, we created a whole new email address for review requests and abandoned the old one because that was easier than emailing all the different people that sent requests for blog tours etc to ask to be removed from their promotional lists. The kicker, I still get emails with promotional requests even though I state on both my review request page and my Facebook page that I do not accept them. Here's the thing though. One of the reasons I don't respond to emails is that I'm a mood reader, and I read a very wide variety of books. There is no telling what kind of a reading kick I will be on when I get your email (currently it's a historical fiction, particularly WWII era, kick). Your contemporary romance isn't going to pique my interest when I'm on a historical fiction kick, but in two months when I'm historical fictioned out, it might be just what I'm looking for. And unlike business bloggers, I don't schedule my reading out months in advance (contrary to what my Platypire Read-A-Thon list might lead you to believe. Then again, considering the fact that I have books on that list that have been there for a whole year, you should be well aware that I'm not good at planning out my reading by now.) 

This confessor is absolutely right that when you have a business you answer your emails. I answer every message and email I receive for proofreading, and I try to answer them quickly. If I posted advertisements (where I was paid to post the advertisements), I would absolutely be responding to all of those emails as well. The emails that stand to actually earn me money are the ones that I respond to. Surely you can see the difference between these emails and review request emails. Sure, I could set up an auto-response, but I don't want to do that because of all the promo requests I get to the email. The last thing I want to do is have an auto-response saying "Thank you for your request" going to people sending me emails that I have specifically requested I not receive. And the time I would spend individually responding to all review requests, just thanking authors for sending a request, would be better spent actually reading and reviewing books. 

If I sent an email to an author like Colleen Hoover or Stephen King, I would not expect to receive a response (and if I did get a response, I would assume it came from a paid PA.) A blog with over 20K followers is certainly comparable to Colleen Hoover or Stephen King, because EVERY author wants to get their book on the big blogs. I don't blame you for that, because there is more exposure that way, but you need to remember that everyone else wants their book on that blog too and responding to all those emails would be a full time job in itself, one that results in no money being earned. So can you really blame them for not responding to you? To me, it just makes sense. - Katie 

Tuesday, May 3, 2016

*Joood's Reviews* You're Never Weird on the Internet (Almost) by Felicia Day

You may or may not know this already, but Joood - Hooligan of Platypire Reviews is notoriously bad at writing reviews after she finishes reading books. I'm serious, her to be reviewed list is almost as long as my Platypire Read-A-Thon list, and that thing is monstrous. So after much cajoling on Joood's part, I have decided to help her out and once a week I'm going to write one of her reviews for her because I'm a good friend like that, and there is no way this could possibly go wrong. I will be writing the reviews as if I actually am Joood.

This week, I've selected You're Never Weird on the Internet (Almost) by Felicia Day. 


Genre: Memoir
Published: August 11, 2015
Pages: 260

Synopsis

From online entertainment mogul, actress, and “queen of the geeks” Felicia Day, a funny, quirky, and inspiring memoir about her unusual upbringing, her rise to Internet-stardom, and embracing her individuality to find success in Hollywood.

The Internet isn’t all cat videos. There’s also Felicia Day—violinist, filmmaker, Internet entrepreneur, compulsive gamer, hoagie specialist, and former lonely homeschooled girl who overcame her isolated childhood to become the ruler of a new world... or at least semi-influential in the world of Internet Geeks and Goodreads book clubs.

After growing up in the south where she was "home-schooled for hippie reasons", Felicia moved to Hollywood to pursue her dream of becoming an actress and was immediately typecast as a crazy cat-lady secretary. But Felicia’s misadventures in Hollywood led her to produce her own web series, own her own production company, and become an Internet star.

Felicia’s short-ish life and her rags-to-riches rise to Internet fame launched her career as one of the most influential creators in new media. Now, Felicia’s strange world is filled with thoughts on creativity, video games, and a dash of mild feminist activism—just like her memoir.

Hilarious and inspirational, You’re Never Weird on the Internet (Almost) is proof that everyone should embrace what makes them different and be brave enough to share it with the world, because anything is possible now—even for a digital misfit.


A while back I was searching for a world domination handbook for reasons and that's when I found You're Never Weird on the Internet (Almost). On the surface this doesn't seem like a world domination handbook, but if Felicia Day can rise from her homeschool beginnings to dominate the internet, then I can rise from mine to dominate the entire world!

Me meeting Fefe at a book thingy.
Like Fefe (we've met so we're basically BFF's now), I was homeschooled. My parents didn't have a choice in the matter though. I had a bit of a temper in my youth and after I put Bobby Sanderson in the hospital for calling me a stink brain, I got expelled. Apparently the school had a thirteen strike policy. But homeschool was great. I even taught myself how to speed read in my spare time, which led to me starting a book review blog, and that inspired my desire for world domination. It was clearly meant to be. 

I had initially hoped that Fefe would be part of my world domination plans, but after she didn't laugh at my "I'm Skeksi and I know it" shirt, I had to abandon that dream in search of someone better suited to the role of my right hand. I thought I had found what I was looking for in Platypire Bob. Things were really good between us until she took out that restraining order on me. I mean, sure, after she started acting like my mom I sent her ONE picture of me in just a diaper as a joke, but it was a one time thing. I have no idea where she got the other pictures from. I definitely didn't send them to her from burner phones. And she says that I sent her a pacifier and a paddle in the mail, but I wouldn't do that. I use my pacifiers. I don't know what I did to make Bob turn on me, but once again I find myself in need of a right hand man (or woman. I'm an equal opportunity overlord). I'm currently accepting applications. 

Anyway, I give this book 6 out of 5 platypires because it totally validated my world domination dreams and gave me hope for the future. - Joood - Hooligan

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About the Author

Felicia Day is a professional actress who has appeared in numerous mainstream television shows and films, including a two-season arc on the SyFy series Eureka. She is currently recurring on The CW show Supernatural. However, Day is best known for her work in the web video world, behind and in front of the camera. She co-starred in Joss Whedon’s Emmy Award-winning Internet musical, Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog. She also created and starred in the hit web series The Guild, which ran for six seasons and is currently available for viewing on every major digital outlet, including Netflix.

In 2012, she launched a YouTube channel called Geek & Sundry. The network has garnered more than 1.3 million subscribers to date and more than 200 million views. In 2014, the company was purchased by Legendary Entertainment. Day continues to act as CCO and develop web content and television projects with Legendary as a producer, writer, and performer. She is also extremely active on social media, has over 2.3 million Twitter followers, and is the eighth most followed person on Goodreads, where she is also the founder of Vaginal Fantasy, a romance and fantasy book club with more than 13,000 members.

Alternate Reviews

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Monday, May 2, 2016

*Platypire Read-A-Thon* May


Photo Courtesy of Platypire Maribel

May is here, so it's time for an updated reading list. I'm actually a little bit scared to go to Netgalley to see how many books I added in April (which is where most of my new books have been coming from lately because I have a serious problem with snagging "read now" books on Netgalley.) And when I look at my currently reading section of this list and realize that it's almost as long as my entire May reading list last year, well, it's rather intimidating. I could really use an intervention here. 

X - Read
R - Currently Reading
+ - To Be read
Bold - Must Read ASAP


Currently Reading

R - Sector 64: Ambush by Dean M. Cole*
R - Sweetwater: The Kihn by Rivi Jacks*
R - The Voyage by Tammie Painter*
R - The Invention of Wings by Sue Monk Kidd*
R - Give Me Your Answer True by Suanne Laqueur*
R - Black Earth: The Holocaust as History and Warning by Timothy Snyder*
R - The Road Home by Kathleen Shoop*
R - Buffalo Trail by Jeff Guinn*
R - Troll by Ashley C. Harris*
R - Christine by Stephen King*
R - Human: A Shadow Empires Book by S.M. Carriere*
R -  The Improbability of Love by Hannah Rothschild*
R - The Sanctum of Souls by R.K. Pavia*
R - The Book Thief by Markus Zusak*
R - Back Blast by Mark Greaney (Jan)
R - Back of Beyond by Neeny Boucher (March)
R - High Dive by Jonathan Lee (March)
R - Armada by Ernest Cline (April)
R - My Delicate Destruction by Jillian Ashe (April)

To Be Read

May

+ - Battlefield Earth by L. Ron Hubbard
+ - The Adventures of Blue Ocean Bob: Into the Lead by Brooks Olbrys
+ - The Heretics of De'Ath by Howard of Warwick
+ - The Candidates: Based on a True Country by Matthew Hiley
+ - Schism by Britt Holewinski
+ - The Spirit Chaser by Kat Mayor
+ - The History Major by Michael Phillip Cash
+ - Meantime Girl by Sindhu S.
+ - The Toothless Fairy by Timothy Jordan
+ - Radio Girls by Sarah-Jane Stratford
+ - Hustling Hitler: The Jewish Vaudevillian who Fooled the Führer by Walter Shapiro

April

+ - Behave by Andromeda Romano-Lax
+ - Sister of Mine by Sabra Waldfogel
+ - The Rejected Writer's Book Club by Suzanne Kelman
+ - The House by the Lake by Ella Carey
+ - The Quest of All Ages by Maha Devi Li Ra La
+ - Riverside by Brett Burlison
+ - The Invasion of Heaven by Michael B. Koep
+ - No Ivory Tower by Stephan Davenport
+ - Like I Used to Dance by Barbara Frances
+ - Toto's Tale and True Chronicle of Oz by Sylvia Patience
+ - The Frog in the Skyscraper by Faiz Kermani
+ - One Creepy Street: Annica's Broom by Lee Jordan
+ - Tomas and the Galapagos Adventure by Carolyn Lunn
+ - The Demonic Kraken Debacle in Hollywood by Andy Mulberry
+ - A Tale of Two Mommies by Vanita Oelschlager
+ - Porcupette Finds a Family by Vanita Oelschlager
+ - The Lord of Ireland by E.M. Powell
+ - In the Light of What We See by Sarah Painter
+ - While You Were Mine by Ann Howard Creel
+ - The Vow by Felicity Goodrich
+ - Call to Juno by Elisabeth Storrs
+ - Burying the Honeysuckle Girls by Emily Carpenter
+ - Broken Angels by Gemma Liviero
+ - The Accidental Life of Greg Millar by Aimee Alexander

March

+ - The Daughters of Palatine Hill by Phyllis T. Smith
+ - Our Own Country by Jodi Daynard
+ - The Art of Not Breathing by Sarah Alexander
+ - Darker the Night by Lisa London
+ - Diary of Anna the Girl Witch by Max Candee
+ - Risuko by David Kudler
+ - In the Forest by Art Collins
+ - How to Smoke Pot (Properly) by David Bienenstock
+ - At the Edge of the Orchard by Tracy Chevalier
+ - The Never-Open Desert Diner by James Anderson
+ - The Travelers by Chris Pavone

February
+ - Into the Dim by Janet B. Taylor
+ - The Silver Suitcase by Terrie Todd
+ - Very Like a Queen by Martin Lake
+ - Bad Luck by Pseudonymous Bosch
+ - The Keeper of the Crows by Kyle Alexander Romines
+ - Progeny of Vale by Rhett C. Bruno

January
+ - Henchgirl by Rita Stradling
+ - Infinitas by David N. Sebastian
+ - Here to Stay by Suanne Laqueur
+ - In a Different Key: The Story of Autism by John Donvan and Caren Zucker

Leftover from 2015
+ - The &Now Awards Volume 3 by Various Authors
+ - Shadows of the Unseen by Christine Steendam
+ - Drawing Heat by S.L. Dearing
+ - Doctor Sleep by Stephen King
+ - PrairyErth by William Least Heat-Moon
+ - House of Holes by Nicholson Baker
+ - Pieces by Maria Kostaki
+ - Summer Secrets by Jane Green
+ - Forgiveness by Chiquis Rivera
+ - The Summer After You and Me by Jennifer Salvato Doktorski
+ - The Prophets of Eternal Fjord by Kim Leine
+ - Making Pretty by Corey Ann Haydu
+ - The Underwriting by Michelle Miller
+ - The Biology of Luck by Jacob M. Appel
+ - Omega City by Diana Peterfreund
+ - American Warlord by Johnny Dwyer
+ - When the Moon is Low by Nadia Hashimi
+ - Bell Weather by Dennis Mahoney
+ - Deadly Design by Debra Dockter
+ - Unprocessed by Megan Kimble
+ - The Watchmaker of Filigree Street by Natasha Pulley
+ - The Sparks by Kyle Prue
+ - Take by Silvia Ami
+ - The Never-ending Story by Michael Ende
+ - Devil's Garden by Lance Tuck
+ - The Rumor by Elin Hildebrand
+ - It's You by Jane Porter
+ - Maybe in Another Life by Taylor Jenkins Reid
+ - Beautiful Girl by Fleur Philips
+ - The Witch of Bourbon Street by Suzanne Palmieri
+ - Killing Katie by B.A. Spangler
+ - A Hanging at Cinder Bottom by Glenn Taylor
+ - The Pianist by Wladyslaw Szpilman
+ - Schindler's List by Thomas Keneally
+ - The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner: An Eclipse Novella by Stephenie Meyer
+ - Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Dead by Tom Stoppard
+ - Dracula is a Racist: A Totally Factual Guide to Vampires by Matt Melvin
+ - Steele Mackaye Investigations: The Tarot Problem by Barry H. Wiley
+ - The Age of Amy: Behind the Fun Zone by Bruce Edwards
+ - Jezebel: Defeating your #1 Spiritual Enemy by Bob Larson
+ - Fear Itself by Duffy Prendergast
+ - Anyone? by Angela Scott
+ - Silent Creed by Alex Kava
+ - The Sisters of Versailles by Sally Christie
+ - This is Where it Ends by Marieke Nijkamp
+ - In the Dark by Chris Patchell
+ - Need by Joelle Charbonneau
+ - Gods of Anthem by Logan Keys
+ - Second Chances by Sarah Price
+ - A Bridge to Cross by Edward R. Hackemer
+ - The Fifth House of the Heart by Ben Tripp
+ - Diary of a Single Wedding Planner by Violet Howe
+ - The Curse of Crow Hollow by Bill Coffey
+ - Family Grandstand by Carol Ryrie Brink
+ - The Saturday Night School of Beauty by Marsha Mehran
+ - The Boss Killers by Keith Gillison
+ - Our Brothers at the Bottom of the Bottom of the Sea by Jonathan David Kranz
+ - The Phantom of the Earth (Omnibus Edition) by Raedan Zen
+ - Wynn in Doubt by Emily Hemmer
+ - Bloodlines by Lynn Lipinski
+ - High School Horror: Teen Frankenstein by Chandler Baker
+ - The Devil's Engine: Hellraisers by Alexander Gordon Smith
+ - Seaside by Wylde Scott
+ - Lydia's Enchanted Toffee by Neale Osborne
+ - Welcome to Monstrovia by Mark Newhouse
+ - Corr Syl the Warrior by Garry Rogers
+ - Christmas at the Vicarage by Rebecca Boxall
+ - Monsterland by Michael Phillip Cash


I managed to only add 11 new books to my list, so if I can strictly stick to my list this month, I'll knock out all the new ones (or at least the equivalent of all the new ones) and two others. That would be totally awesome, but I'm not holding my breath that I will stick to my list because I never do. - Katie