Thursday, October 22, 2015

#IABBAddict: Bound by the Summer Prince by Mistral Dawn


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Author: Mistral Dawn

Title: Bound by the Summer Prince

Pages: 286

Genre: Fantasy Romance

Date published: February 25, 2015

Synopsis: 
The Summer Court is in an uproar. The king has just been executed for unpardonable crimes, and the queen is prostrate with grief over his loss. This leaves the Summer kingdom bereft of true leadership; a problem which is compounded by the fact that the laws of Fairie require balance to be maintained by having a male and a female ruler for both Season Courts at all times. Uaine, the Summer prince, is the only one who can put things right, but he is without a mate. Knowing that he must take a bride quickly, for the sake of his people, even though he is struggling with his own feelings of pain and anger over his father's treachery, he goes for a walk in a forest near the palace to try to clear his head and determine how best to choose a female to rule beside him. 

While walking Uaine discovers a human female running loose in Fairie, which is against the most basic tenets of Fae law. Furious at one more problem he must deal with, he takes her prisoner and locks her in the dungeon; only to discover later that she is his soul-mate. The magical bond between them means they are meant to be together forever, but humans can't feel the magic of Fairie. Will Uaine be able to win her heart and convince her that she can trust him to keep her safe from all the dangers of Fairie...including himself? 

Roni is a human con woman and petty thief. Having run afoul of the local crime syndicate in the city where she is staying, she finds herself running for her life. Trouble is no stranger to her, but when she falls through a hole in a wall and finds herself in a world with carnivorous trees and rocks that eat people she realizes she may have found more of it than she can deal with. Rescued/arrested by the prince of the Summer Court, it doesn't take long for her to formulate a plan to use him to get herself home. Unfortunately for her, she soon finds that her heart, which she had thought long ago turned to stone, has begun to feel the love she has been playing at. Will she be able to overcome a lifetime of caution and allow herself to follow her heart? Can a criminal love a cop? 

Please be aware that this book contains explicit sexual scenes, depictions of BDSM, and anal play. If these things disturb you, then this may not be the book for you.



Excerpt
He opened his eyes just as Roni leaned back to rest on her arms and re-crossed her legs in the other direction.  Again, he found he could not unglue his eyes from her body.
Roni crossed and re-crossed her legs, wishing she had worn a skirt instead of the jeans.  Still, her actions seemed to be having the desired effect. "Was there anything else?"
Uaine cleared his throat. "Yes! Yes, you will likely find that some members of the Court are not yet ready to accept you.  You must be very careful to guard your words, no matter what they may say to you, because it is almost certain there are those who will try to provoke you."
"And why is that?"
"Because they had hoped to occupy the position which now belongs to you," said Uaine distractedly.  He still found himself unable to remove his gaze from his Anamchara's legs.  If only she would cease moving them against each other so sensually! It was maddening to see, when all he wanted was to slide his hands, and other things, between them.
Roni waved her hand over her legs and then moved it up to her face, making sure to cover all of the area in between, and snapped her fingers. "Yo! I'm up here, dude!"
Uaine looked up, confused. "Dude?"
Roni slowly slid from the bed, making sure to undulate her body to its maximum potential, and slinked across the floor to stand in front of the prince.  She put her hands on her hips and looked up at him. "I'll make a bet with you."
Uaine swallowed against a suddenly dry throat. "A bet?"
"Yes, I'll bet you that if I make it through the dinner without saying or doing anything embarrassing then you'll take me on a tour around the area outside the castle grounds.  Jillian told me I can't go without guards, and the guards don't know me well enough to listen to me yet, so you'll arrange for a tour, with or without guards.  Agreed?"
Looking down into the determined expression on his Anamchara's face, he gulped. "It would be better if you delayed such an outing until you are more familiar with our ways."
"Nevertheless, if I win you'll take me out. Agreed?" she purred, leaning closer to him.
"And what do I get if I get if I 'win'?" he rasped.
She took one hand off of her hip and reached up to crook a finger at him, motioning him towards her.  When he leaned down, she wrapped both arms around his neck and pressed her body against his.  Putting a hand behind his head and pulling his ear down next to her lips, she breathed against his neck, "You'll get what you've been fantasizing about during this whole conversation."

About the Author
Mistral Dawn is a thirty-something gal who has lived on both coasts of the US but somehow never in the middle. She currently resides in the Southeast US with her kitty cats (please spay or neuter! :-)) where she works as a hospital drudge and attends graduate school. Taken By The Huntsman is her first effort at writing fiction and if it is well received she has ideas for several more novels and short-stories in this series.



Giveaway

Interview

What inspired you to become an author?
I woke up with the plot for my first book, Taken By The Huntsman, fully formed in my head.  When I texted the idea to a friend, she was kind enough to say it was interesting.  I wrote the first couple chapters and emailed them to her and she said she'd like to read the rest.  So I wrote it. :-)

I assume all authors also love to read, so what book inspired your love of reading?
I am a sci-fi and fantasy junkie and always have been.  I'm dyslexic, so I didn't learn to read at all until I was eight years old.  The first book I read was Heir To The Empire by Timothy Zahn, and I credit that book with giving me my love of reading.  

How old were you when you wrote your first story?
I wrote a dreadful fan-fiction piece in middle school.  Mercifully, that story has been lost to the mists of time. ;-)

Who are some of your favorite authors now?
There are WAY too many to name.  

Are you a plotter or a pantser?
A mixture of both.  I already know how I want my stories to go when I start writing them, but I don't sit down and formally outline.  I've been surprised a couple of times when my stories haven't gone exactly as I expected them to.

Are your characters based on people you know?
A few people have been kind enough to say they'd like to "be" in my stories.  I have used their names, or a version of their names, for characters, but the characters themselves are more composites of many people I have known.

What are some of your writing rituals?
I get my cup of coffee ready, then I sit down in my recliner with my laptop, put on my writing music, and see where my fingers lead me. :-)

How do other books influence your writing? 
I don't know how to answer this, exactly.  Obviously, I don't write in a vacuum.  And my stories are certainly based on myths and legends that already exist.  But I can't point to any one book that has specifically influenced my writing.

How do you get motivated to sit down and write with all the real world interruptions?
I have to have a routine.  If I don't have a routine, I can't function.

Which one of your books is your favorite? 
It's kind of a toss-up.  I love my first book, Taken By The Huntsman, but my current work-in-progress, Captivated By The Winter King, also tugs at my heartstrings. :-)

If you could have a writing retreat anywhere in the world, where would you want it to be and why?
The northern Oregon coast.  Because the weather is perfect and the sea is calming. :-)

If your main character were an alcoholic beverage, which beverage would they be and why?
Ha! Well, it depends on which main character you are talking about.  I'd say the Erlking is kind of like an aged, full-bodied whiskey: dark and mysterious with lots of subtleties to explore, but smooth on the surface.  Cassie is like a shot of tequila: a little sharp at first but sweet underneath.  Roni is like a Bloody Mary: fiery hot and spicy, but with depth of flavor.  Uaine is like a good Merlot: a little dry, a little sweet, and very satisfying.  Kate is like a really strong, sweet mixed cocktail: sweet and seemingly harmless, but with hidden strength and danger.  Ankou is like a dark, rich beer: he's a fallen god of death, so he can seem a little bitter on the surface, but once you get to know him you realize he's got a rich and complex way of looking at things.

If you could live in a fictional world, which world would you choose and why?
Oh, there are so many great ones to choose from!!  I don't know how I'd pick. :-)

What’s the best way to hide a body?
Take it to Fairie.  I guarantee something there will eat it. ;-)

This or That

Coke or Pepsi? Neither, I don't like soda. :-)
Paperback or e-reader? E-reader, I move too often to collect paperbacks. :-/
Facebook or Twitter? Both have their charms. :-)
Peeta or Gale? Definitely Peeta!
Edward or Jacob? Neither.
Money or love? Love!!
Tattoos or bare? Either, I prefer everyone just be themselves.
Hairy or smooth? Same as above answer. :-)
Call or text? Text, that way I can enjoy it more than once. :-)
Hot or cold? Cold! Not a fan of hot weather. :-)
Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings? Both!
Coffee or Tea? Coffee!!!
Halloween or Christmas? Halloween!! :-)
McDonald’s or Burger King? Neither, not a fan of fast food.
Batman or Spiderman? Don't know enough about either to pick. :-)
Oatmeal raisin or chocolate chip? Oatmeal chocolate chip! ;-)

Tuesday, October 20, 2015

*Read This Round Up #55*

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Monday, October 19, 2015

*Review* Infected: Slow Burn #2 by Bobby Adair


Genre: Horror/Zombies
Published: January 10, 2014
Pages: 215
Ages: 16+

Synopsis

Slow Burn: Infected picks up the story of Zed, Murphy, and Jerome where Slow Burn: Zero Day ended.

All three have all been infected but have not succumbed to the most pernicious symptoms of the virus. They’re not the mindless cannibals that most infected are. Nevertheless, their band of survivors, fearful about the trio’s infections, have ostracized them. 

Now, back on the street, with weapons to defend themselves but little food in their packs, they embark on a search for Murphy’s family while following the rumor of a safe haven in the form of a doomsday bunker under a house in east Austin.

But the world is more hazardous than they could have guessed. They expect violence from the voracious infected but they have harsh lessons to learn about the lethality of the uninfected. And without people to support the infrastructure of modern civilization, they find that danger comes in many forms.


Review

I listened to the audiobook version of this book, like I listened to the audio of book 1. The narrator didn't seem to be nearly as over-dramatic as I found him in the first book, but I still detest his female voices, and probably always will. Again, I imagine it's pretty hard to do a good opposite gender voice, so I don't hold it against him much, but it needed to be said. 

So the story continues and some shit goes down, some really messed up shit that makes the main characters really realize their new reality. People die, which is absolutely to be expected in a zombie apocalypse and it sort of redeems some of the choices made for the story up to this point, in my opinion. 

At this point I would definitely say that you need to read this series in order, or you will not understand the connections between the characters and that could lead to some serious confusion for you. 

At this point in the series, I don't find myself super invested in this story, but I'm invested enough that I do kind of want to know how everything turns out. I just wouldn't be devastated if for some strange reason I had to stop reading (listening) right now and could never return to the books again. 

Overall I give Infected 4 out of 5 stars because it's keeping me interested enough to keep listening, but it doesn't have me absolutely dying to ignore my adult responsibilities. - Katie 

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About the Author

I'm just going to put this out there: I grew up with an irrational fear of Flying Monkeys. How is a little kid supposed to know that they only exist in Oz? I'm not a native of any state. I've lived in so many that I see myself as a native American, which works out for me since I am also fractionally a Native American to an improbable, yet significant degree. I lived more than half of my life in Texas and I have a great affinity for Austin. it is a wonderfully diverse city full of interesting people. I now live in Colorado where I enjoy spending my time in the mountains, cycling, hiking, or walking my dogs. Oh, and writing... I do that too.


Challenge

Like I said in my last Slow Burn book review, I'm using this series for my 5 books box in the series column...I've added approximately 1/5 of 2 lines to the box (in my estimation) to account for that. 


Friday, October 16, 2015

*Mail Call* October 13-16

It's Friday again which means I get to brag about all my awesome book mail again! Although this was a short mail week because of Indigenous Peoples Day (or Columbus Day) on Monday, it was still an awesome week for mail for me. So without further ado, here's this weeks book mail.


Cinderella Borscht Belt by Jeannette Ronson


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Synopsis

Eighteen-year-old Samantha dreams of more than waiting on tables, but with an alcoholic father and no money, her prospects are dim. Landing a clerical job at a Jewish resort in the Catskills in 1976 seems like a step in the right direction, but soon she bungles her way through the foreign world of kosher meals and no meat with dairy. In her free time, Samantha fends off amorous rabbis and lusty pool boys. Rising to protect her, Larry the maintenance man, a Vietnam War veteran with an affinity for whiskey, shows up when he’s needed most. Mrs. Rosenblatt, a vociferous and opinionated Manhattanite who dominates the resort pool, appoints herself as Samantha’s Jewish fairy godmother in charge of her future. Josh, a Jewish college student from the Bronx who works the summer as a pool boy, tries to befriend Samantha. 

Based on actual events at Grossinger’s Resort during the 1970s, Cinderella Borscht Belt is about a young woman determined to change her fate and her cultural and class struggles at this now non-existent orthodox Jewish mountain mecca. Opposed to the film Dirty Dancing, the heroine, Samantha, is a staff member of the resort who wants to break from her working-class confinement and dreams of attending college. Sprinkled throughout the story are historic details of the Borscht Belt, such as Jewish customs and entertainers, as well as a description of a magical place where millions of New Yorkers visited every summer.



The Bad Specimens by T.D. Clare

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Synopsis

Hundreds of years from now, a sample of humans will be extracted from Earth. The specimens will be held captive, some in isolation, and punished for communicating with each other. Some will be forced to breed. Others will be trained to perform meaningless (yet lethal) tasks… all under the guise of scientific research.

While attempting to cope with previously unimaginable pain and despair, these human specimens must each determine if and how they desire to continue. Which of their human traits will aid in their survival, and which must they relinquish?

"The Bad Specimens" is a gritty and bold work of fiction with a strong sci-fi and horror influences.
 









A Place in the Lodge by Nancy Sterns Theiss, PhD

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Synopsis

If you have an interest in Freemasonry, you may have heard of Rob Morris or have seen his name on various documents, books, poems, and songs from the mid- 1800s but don’t know much about him. A Place in the Lodge sets forth new facts about his early life and relationships and presents a slice of his life via previously unpublished family letters, sent while he was on the road. 

It was a time of yellow fever, Civil War, and manual farmwork, and the detail in the letters and the old photographs here make the era almost tangible. Visit this not-so-distant past and see how Morris helped Masonry evolve from its origins to take part in the United States’ women’s movement and become one of the world’s largest fraternal organizations. As he worked to standardize Freemasonry and establish the Order of the Eastern Star, his efforts were not without controversy.








Into the Myth by R.L. Weeks

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Synopsis

College can’t come soon enough for Lily. That is until Kyle, the new transfer, shows an interest in her. Except, since he’s been in town, strange accidents have been happening. Accidents that Kyle seems to be insinuating are Lily’s fault. 

When she learns the truth, she is thrown into a world she didn’t believe to be true, but she is in danger. There are many forces against her, ones she has to try and protect herself and her loved ones from. The problem is, the biggest threats could be concealed in the lies of the people she loves. She has to quickly decipher who she can trust and who’s against her, if not, she could lose a lot more than her life.










Managing Bubbie by Russel Lazega

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Synopsis

WINNER OF 7 BOOK AWARDS. Her devoted family only wants the best for their Bubbie. Mostly they want to ensure that their matriarch’s twilight years are spent in comfort, safety, and serenity. But how do you manage an aging, immutably stubborn Holocaust survivor who has risen above the squalor of Poland’s ghettos; fled across the war-torn German wilderness; and survived the winter-ravaged Pyrenees alone on foot with three children? You probably don't.

Managing Bubbie is the heartrending, hilarious family memoir by Russel Lazega that recounts the frequently hectic, ever-exhausting trials of one Jewish family in Miami Beach as they try to oversee the care of the elderly, unmanageable Lea Lazega. As they scramble for an acceptable assisted living facility and struggle to get her medication in line, they discover the difficulties of controlling a woman who time and again eluded catastrophe by refusing to be told what to do. 

A tapestry of an American family in the 1980s, Managing Bubbie also revisits the Holocaust period to mine the love, hope, and humor that emerged from the deepest despair. Anyone who savors a soft heart with a sharp funny bone will laugh, cry, and commiserate with the confounded family who must manage their beloved, impossible Bubbie.




Golden Lion by Wilbur Smith and Giles Kristian

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Synopsis

In this sweeping adventure full of danger, action, and intrigue, the master who has been the model for bestselling authors such as Clive Cussler and Bernard Cornwell returns to his longest-running series, taking fans back to the very beginnings of the Courtney family saga

The son pirate and merchant Sir Frances Courtney, Henry “Hal” Courtney was raised at sea. When war broke out between the English and the Dutch empires, his father, fighting for the English crown, attacked a fleet of Dutch East India Company ships off the coast of Africa. That bravery was met with betrayal, and Sir Francis was executed. His heartbroken son witnessed his death and dedicated his young adulthood to avenging his father’s name. 

Now, twenty years of war have passed. It is 1784, and a truce has been made between the English and the Dutch, ending the long years of battle on the seas. Hal, too has changed. He has become the captain of his own ship, and is soon to become a father himself. Navigating his crew across the waves of danger, Hal sails his ship, the Golden Bough, from the slave markets of Zanzibar to the pirate-riddled waters of the Indian Ocean in search of fortune and treasure.

But though the war is over, the final battle has not been won. Soon, Hal will learn that the more a man achieves, the more he has to lose. . . .

Bursting with swashbuckling action and thrilling adventure, this magnificent novel breathes new life into one of Wilbur Smith’s most beloved family sagas and confirms his status as our “best historical novelist” (Stephen King).


And that concludes this weeks mail call. I can't even choose a book that I'm most anxious to read from the books I received this week, because they all actually appeal to me almost equally for different reasons. Which of these books are you most interested in reading my review for? - Katie 

*Review* CarnEvil of Souls by Mary Reason Theriot


Genre: Horror/Paranormal
Published: June 19, 2013
Pages: 241
Ages: 10+

Synopsis

Welcome to the CarnEvil of Souls - Where Fear Never Sleeps. Beware of the Trapped Souls Inside. Be sure to visit the "DarKastle of Freaks" and the "Maze of the Tortured Fun House" For a Heart Pounding Thrill Ride stop by: Doom Buggy Bumper Cars Tower of Terror Bone Crusher Roller Ghoster The Brain Scrambler Are you ready for A Night of Terror Under The Big Top? Do you dare to enter? Come daylight, a carnival will be revealed to this sleepy town. Rides, booths and the big top all decorated in various shades of blacks, grays and reds proclaim their arrival. As with all their other destinations, they arrive unannounced in the middle of the night. Opening night will be filled with the sounds of laughter and screams as kids and adults alike enjoy the rides, games and entertainment. The carnival will be here for exactly two nights. Friday and Saturday night and come Sunday morning they will have disappeared just as mysteriously as they arrived. Everyone loves when the carnival comes to town. Parents hand their happy children over to the ride operators without a second thought. They know nothing about this person; yet, they trust their child's life with this man or woman. What is this person they trust their child with is a predator or if that psychotic looking clown is actually a serial killer or something far worse.... Beware because there are things that do go bump in the night.


Review

I was hired to provide post publication proofreading for this book. Because Ms. Theriot has hired me in the past, she was probably expecting a review would be written for this book (because I know she's read previous reviews), but it was not part of our agreement. I made the decision on my own because I like to review every book I read and reading is an integral part of proofreading. If you feel my connection with the book makes my review suspect, so be it, but this is my honest review.

This story got off to a slow, somewhat repetitious start, but I liked it. It really built up to the action later on, and the repetition was more suggestive than flat our repeating (if that makes any sense.)

What I really loved about this book is that it made me want to go to this particular carnival. The names of not only the rides, but also the food vendors and snacks are enticing for a horror junkie like me. And the descriptions are ghastly, but that's a good thing. The only caveat to my desire to visit this carnival is that I want to go with a whole gaggle of friends. Read the book and you'll understand why.

Because I read Haunted Visions (book 5 in this series) before CarnEvil of Souls, I had certain expectations for this story. These expectations were not met, but I understand why and know (assume) they will be in one of the next two books. Furthermore, this book ended at a satisfying place even without meeting my expectations.

Overall I give it 5 out of 5 stars because it made me want to visit this carnival so badly in spite of who staffs it. - Katie 

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About the Author

A Louisiana native and have had the wonderful opportunity of living in various states during my husband's 20-year career in the United States Coast Guard.

I have been happily married for over twenty years and am the proud mother of two wonderful children. My youngest encouraged me to begin writing this year.

Until my diagnosis of Multiple Sclerosis in 2001, I worked in the Legal Field. Writing is great therapy for my own personal fight against MS.  

I truly hope you enjoy reading my books as much as I have enjoyed writing them.

Thursday, October 15, 2015

*Review* Revolt! by Terry Ray



Genre: Military Fiction/War
Published: May 9, 2014
Pages: 194
Ages: 16+

Synopsis

Jihad arrives on American shores. The President lacks the courage to effectively confront the terrorists and would rather negotiate and capitulate than fight. The court system allows Muslim extremists, represented by the ACLU, to use our own constitutional rights to tighten the noose around America's neck. It becomes clear that a Muslim victory is almost certain unless Americans are freed of a federal government that refuses to protect them and a court system that aids and abets the enemy. When the U.S. military is unsuccessful in convincing the president to change course and engage the enemy in a state of war, the patient American people face the most fundamental question every country must answer at some moment its history - What are we willing to do to save our beloved homeland? After much heart-wrenching discussion and debate, Americans finally decide. They must . . . REVOLT!


Review

I received this book through the Goodreads First Reads giveaway program in the hopes that I would leave an honest review.

I saw a post a while back that basically says a reviewer should never mention their personal politics or religion in their reviews, especially if they differ from the ideas portrayed in the book, but sometimes I think those things can significantly impact a reviewers reading experience and to not address them would be more unfair. With that in mind, I would like to begin this review by informing y'all that I lean pretty far to the left politically. I feel this is important information because my very first thought about Revolt! was, "This sounds like a conservative conspiracy theory." So basically I hated large portions of this story simply because of my political leanings. While I am attempting to not let that affect my rating unduly, I can't guarantee that I've been 100% successful. 

So the basic gist of this book is that the US's War on Terror has failed and jihadists have invaded our shores in an attempt for total world domination, something they are incredibly close to achieving in the year 2018. The book does an outstanding job of maintaining a bigoted right-wing we've-never-done-anything-wrong mindset (and no, I don't think all right-wingers are bigoted or have that mindset, but it is very prevalent in the main characters of this story.) There was one line that had me raging at the near-sightedness of the character. After a mall had been bombed resulting in many casualties, the main character asks, "Why would these Muslims want to kill all these innocent human beings...these babies? Why? What did we ever do to them?" (I found myself answering him with "Well, we only killed millions of their women and children in Iraq and Afghanistan, but that's no big deal right?") But in spite of all the areas in this book that had me raging at the characters mindset, Revolt! succeeded in making me hate the Muslims in the story. 

I did have some issues with the structure of the story itself. One of those issues is that the book seemed to have a rather simplistic view on the war and Muslim world domination. I find it impossible to believe that the Muslims went from using whatever garbage they could find to make IEDs in Iraq and Afghanistan to doing the things they've done in Revolt! (and no I'm not telling you what those things are because spoilers) in just 4 years. Also, the world domination itself. There's a lot of world to conquer, and to do it in such a short time would hinge on an almost complete lack of resistance from the rest of the world. 

My other issue is that there were far too many spelling and grammar errors for a book this size. The average reader probably wouldn't notice or be bothered by them, but a stickler like me definitely will. 

Overall I give Revolt! 3 out of 5 stars because it definitely made me think about the possibility of Muslim world domination, but it seemed too simplistic and had too many structural errors. - Katie 

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About the Author

I was raised in a 4 room house near the steel mill where my dad worked; excelled at sports and fighting; got to college on a swimming scholarship; dropped out of college after 1st year (due to boredom) and went to Europe and somehow survived alone for a year; somehow graduated and was immediately sent to Air Force Pilot Training to get ready to kill Vietnamese; George W. was in training with me; suffered severe injuries and spent six months in a military hospital; expected to die but disappointed the doctors; medical discharge as a disabled veteran; got M.Ed. and taught elementary school while going to evening law school; became a trial lawyer; decided to get into an honest profession and became a law professor; interspersed among these years I managed to be: a father of 6 boys (one deceased) and 3 girls and grandfather to 9 (# is still growing); a radio talk show host; a regular on a morning TV show, a candidate for US Congress ... lost but got to meet President Reagan in the White House so it was worth the effort; a stage actor and director; a member of a performing tap dancing troupe; an oldies singer; a bit part actor in the motion picture industry; a Field Investigator for the Mutual UFO Network and writer of a book on orange orbs (type of UFO)

At present, I am trying to decide what I want to do when I grow up. It will come to me one of these days.