Monday, August 7, 2017

#MadLibMonday - A Murder of Vampires by Catherine Winters

When I was growing up, I loved Mad Libs. The excitement of sort of writing your own story really appealed to me. So I thought it would be fun to mesh that love with my love of books by turning blurbs into mad libs and letting you guys write your own book blurbs. 

For anyone that doesn't know how Mad Libs work, I will ask you for certain parts of speech or other specific things (i.e.: date, age, color, etc.) which you will write down. After you have completed your list, scroll down below the cover image to find the redacted blurb. Then read through it substituting your words where applicable. Try not to laugh. (Laughing is actually strongly encouraged, because this is supposed to be funny.)

Some brief definitions of the parts of speech.
Noun: Person, place, or thing.
Verb: Describes or indicates action.
Adverb: Modifies a verb, adjective, or other adverb expressing manner, place, time, or degree (gently, here, now, very).
Adjective: Names an attribute of a noun (pretty, blue, large)
Pronoun: A word that can function as a noun (I, we, they)
Preposition: a word that combines with a noun or pronoun to form a phrase that usually acts as an adverb, adjective, or noun (on, after, for)

And with that, here we go.

1: Noun
2: Verb
3: Plural noun
4: Verb
5: City
6: Adjective
7: Noun
8: Adverb
9: Verb
10: Noun


Genre: Horror
Published: August 29, 2016
Pages: 208

Even vampires have bogeymen.

Geneviève Lacroix wasn't really made to be a (   1: Noun   ). Perhaps that's why she chose to (   2: Verb   ) a council instead of an empire; she wouldn't have to bear the burden of responsibility alone. While the Council of the Undead was a success, her inability to face (   3: Plural noun   ) head-on would affect vampires all over the world. 

When Coventry Payne informed Geneviève of her intent to (   4: Verb   ) her sire, Grant Black, Gené did nothing. When Coventry succeeded, Gené ignored her own laws and Coventry went unpunished. When Coventry showed up asking for her own House, Gené gave her (   5: City   ). When Coventry began weaving myths of Grant's (   6: Adjective   ) violence and ruthlessness to keep fledglings in line, Gené remained silent. When Geneviève feared Coventry would make a play for the Paris Council House, she gutted it instead of fortifying it. 

As Coventry continued to grow her (   7: Noun   ) and influence, Grant lay bound in a box, alone in the dark, starved of blood, (   8: Adverb   ) going mad. Only Coventry hadn't counted on the ever-increasing population of humans, the "shrinking" of the world, the eventuality that someone would (   9: Verb   ) upon his prison and release him. 

One hundred and fifty years has seen that eventuality come to pass, and now he will have his revenge. Coventry will get the bogeyman she created — although the (   10: Noun   ) she claimed he was is nothing compared to the monster he's become.

Now that your fun is through, here is the real blurb for A Murder of Vampires by Catherine Winters.

Even vampires have bogeymen.

Geneviève Lacroix wasn't really made to be a leader. Perhaps that's why she chose to form a council instead of an empire; she wouldn't have to bear the burden of responsibility alone. While the Council of the Undead was a success, her inability to face challenges head-on would affect vampires all over the world. 

When Coventry Payne informed Geneviève of her intent to betray her sire, Grant Black, Gené did nothing. When Coventry succeeded, Gené ignored her own laws and Coventry went unpunished. When Coventry showed up asking for her own House, Gené gave her New York. When Coventry began weaving myths of Grant's excessive violence and ruthlessness to keep fledglings in line, Gené remained silent. When Geneviève feared Coventry would make a play for the Paris Council House, she gutted it instead of fortifying it. 

As Coventry continued to grow her power and influence, Grant lay bound in a box, alone in the dark, starved of blood, slowly going mad. Only Coventry hadn't counted on the ever-increasing population of humans, the "shrinking" of the world, the eventuality that someone would stumble upon his prison and release him. 

One hundred and fifty years has seen that eventuality come to pass, and now he will have his revenge. Coventry will get the bogeyman she created — although the monster she claimed he was is nothing compared to the monster he's become.

4 comments:

  1. I like this idea

    1: unicorn
    2: trollop
    3: dresses
    4: love
    5: Fargo
    6: Greedy
    7: Heart
    8: Badly
    9: Thrust
    10: Dinner

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  2. 1) Bogeyman
    2) Run
    3) Horses
    4) Hate
    5) New York
    6) Ugly
    7) Troll
    8) Quickly
    9) Dance
    10) Angel

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